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When your cock is purple and can’t fit inside your girl Guy 1: “Yo, my cock is so Thanos” Guy 2: “Bro that sucks”

Thanos

By yourmumsduck

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

By The purple smurf

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead! Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

By PickleNick98

big ass nutsack chin

fuck you thanos

By Pornmilf420

40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction

Thanos, we need to talk, this is an intervention.

By AndiB