What's on your mug?

literally all he wants is cocaine and its disgusting, I still love him though, hes my big coke boy <3

Me: Hey baby boy, I got that coke you wanted. Paul: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

By Paulismycrackdaddy

Paul is an amazing and kind funny guy. Although he tries to hide it, he is outlandishly gay. If his innermost thirst for homosexual desires are not quenched, he will become a rabid beast. If his daily quota of schlong and cummywummies are not sufficed, he will become a rabid beast. He is in general, a queer rabid beast Never fuck with a queer rabid beast, especially if his name is Paul.

Gee, Paul is a real nice guy, but he sure is a queer rabid beast

By paulisgaylol

Paul is the person who says stuff just to hurt you he’s the reason you smoke weed he’s the reason you drink he makes you feel less than or not good enough he makes fun of your weight to the point we’re you starve yourself and get sick to the point we’re you have to go to the hospital he’s the reason you cut yourself and think about ending your life some people just don’t understand how words effect others and Paul’s one of those people “you know why your so fat because you never have had a boyfriend when you kiss you burn 500 calories” Paul points out the obvious your fat your ugly I know I know why do people have to be like this Paul brings you down when your up he breaks your heart you go home cut yourself smoke and cry and Paul’s the reason.

Paul brings you down when your up

By Kayleeeehatespea

Paul is the best guy friend you can get. He is most likely gay or bi and will listen to everything you say with an open mind. He is short and definitely a true weirdo. He loves comedy and his role model is Bo Burnham. If you have feelings for a paul, you are in for a bumpy ride.

Guy#1: Is that Paul? Girl#1:Yeah he's my best friend!

By Browngirl360

The gayest of gays. Paul is the dullest person you will ever meet. Nobody likes Paul. Paul has a little penis

Is that a rock? No jimmy, that's a Paul

By Joejoe776