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Lisa

A person thats attracted to gavins. Usually has more then 5 kids. Shes highly attracted to cocks. Shes easily, highly liked by many person and loves to socialise. Shes also easily influenced by black cocks. She has a big problem underwear. Lisa is sexy. Shes deffinetly a slut and has many problem with people that dont like sex like she does. She likes it rough with dildos hanging out. She usually like to stay up late watching asian porn with her husband. She likes getting tied up. Lisa prefers going out and dancing around poll then being home with her bastard kids.

"check out lisa's ass. Its attracted those pedos"

By HarrysaHarrysawingwang

Lisa

Lisa appears kind hearted and generous, however Lisa's are incredibly gulable and believes in spiritual healing and crystal shit. She tends to be very into her fashion but can't quite pull it off and as an adult she is obsessed with Disney and even spend masses on a hairdo that 'makes her look like snow white' (it doesn't). Lisa's are insanely beautiful and will have every guy at their feet, but she's very picky when it comes to love.... only the mega rich, in a rocky marriage and a house in London guy will do. In the end she'll end up doing pretty damn well, but she will inevitably break up families and friendships to do so.

Fan girl 1: ooh who's that new bitch my fave actor is dating?! Fangirl 2: ngl it's probably a lisa

By Cahchakah

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