1.An entity consisting of over 9000 million servers connected with one another. Its purpose is to host and distribute information and to make communication easier. 2.Serious business
The internet is serious fucking business! Don't forget it, bitch!
By PresidentMudkip
The best thing made since electricity... The Internet is like a second Earth where people are better than in RL
The Internet ROCKS YOUR MOM!
By Finalword
The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.
Marge: How are the kids going to get home? Homer: I dunno. Internet?
By G-Union
The inner-netting of swimwear
"I think I just logged on to my internet" -Carl from the Simpsons after being scared
By aybab2
A place where some of the more mindless Christians like to make everyone else miserable. Well, they do that everywhere, but especially on the internet.
"The anticrist has taken control of the world and his name is 'Internet'." -- Unknown Nice grammar, God boy.
By Anonymous