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1. Series of books for some unknown reason constantly referenced against "Lord of the Rings" 2. A CHILDREN'S series of books, which I read and thought, "hmmm, 1 and 3 were good but 2, 4, and 5 were complete garbage" but then I realized they were CHILDREN'S BOOKS - and kids would love 'em, hell, be scared to death by them, and now, whenever I work with kids and they act like Draco Malfoy I say "Behave, or I'll sick Voldemort on you!" and they shit the bed and behave for days on end. 3. A series of books often compared to "Lord of the Rings" and then I realize that I define "apple" as an orange, segmented fruit, with an orange peel... oh wait, I'm comparing apples to oranges!!!

1. "Harry Potter is not nearly as cool as Frodo Baggins" as eluded to by all the retarded dicks who feel this way and post to this webpage - see def. 1 and 3. 2. "If you little fuckers don't stop screaming, I'll go Voldemort ALL OVER YOUR ASS!!" - see def 2.

By cliffy

a pervert.

god that harry potter is such a pervert, he felt ginny up!

By ginny weasley

When a guy is about to cum he yells a spell from harry potter then cums in a lightning bolt on the bitch's forehead

Kevin: Last night I did a harry potter and went gryffindor on her ass.

By the chicken

Emo of the wizard world. He doesn't ven know it yet either. There there mr. pothead have some ickle bitza pot to make you go HIIIIIIIIIGH.

harry Potter(in secret) - LIFE SUCKS I WISH I WASNT A WIZARD WAH WAH WAH Me- hehehe emo ..

By FrozenOrange

1. Unfortunately a series of books and films. Both are poor representations of teen life as a wizard. Predictable plot and a book for illiterate young people. Most probably Harry Potter and The Philosophers Stone the only book any chav scally or retard has ever read and called a book. It follows one insignificant boy through a world of toil which happens incidentally within the space of 7 years. Ironically it took 10 years to write what supposibly took 7 years to achieve from a novice wizard and takes an average reader at least a week and a half of hard core reading. Some have suggested that it is an imitation of lord of the rings, however these people have only seen the film and have very little imagination or in the case of most people have seen nor read either and are intent on refusing that either are good or bad. 2. The name of a person who now gets ridiculed for having the same name as a boy from a book written by a millionaire.

"Why can't Harry Potter be just a name again? Oh, because someone had the ignorance of writing something so dull and predictable."

By solidPope