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The best fuckin people. Description of a Guido... 1. We Italian or Sicilian. (the tan ones, not the white ones) 2. Clothes are a mix of gangsta & prep. 3. We friends with all the gangstaz & preps. 4. We have a taper hair-cut with heavy gel. 5. We stay fresh, build body, shaved body. 6. Always chillin at clubs, the mall, or anywhere public. 7. Reside mostly in Brooklyn, Queens, Newark, and around there. 8. Most importantly, we got mad bitchez on our dicks.

Why do white people always hate on Guidos? I know why, becuz they jelous motha fuckaz who cant get pussy.

By GenzoNYC

Guidos are the COOLEST people you will meet. i am a full guido and italian and loving it. all those bullshitters dont know what the fuck they are talking about, they are jealous. be a guido, girls love guidos. we guidos are the toughest motha fuckas around and dont take shit. we ARE THEE BEST!

I am a GUIDO and LOVING it

By Brian Guido

A guy that tries to get with a gal by listening to her complain about her man and then saying, "Oh I would never do that."

"I have nothing to do over thanxgiving because my boyfriend went to Valdez to go ice climbing." "Oh if you were my woman I would love to spend thnx-giving with you." "Ick your a Guido"

By Guidoette

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.

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By keepskatin'bro

Extremely lazy person consisting of but not limited to: high and tight haircuts, huge belly, terrible mustache, and consumes nothing but protein shakes and Chinese food.

That short and stocky crew chief is a real guido.

By ALL NIGHT LONG!