What's on your mug?

Short for DOU-ble CHE-ese BAG-el

Can I have two Douchebags please?

By DUN-DUN-DUNNN!

Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.

Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!

By A Newt

Someone who puts actual information on Urban Dictionary.

A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.

By da jew bank

An obnoxious or contemptable person, especially one who thinks they're worth more than they really are.

Our class president Jim is the biggest douchebag I've ever met; you don't know what it's like hearing him brag about it over and over again.

By Ryan Clark Jr.

An insult referring to someone who is an idiot or of bad qualities.

That douchebag stole my car.

By Ainolketta