What's on your mug?

dumb ass nigga...nuff said

The club was full of straight up dans last night

By danbeater

Most appauling person you will ever meet. He'll love you one day, and be content with being "just friends" the next. He'll also expect you to be totally fine with it as well. He's a smart, arrogant ass who is impossible to get off of your mind. Dont get involved in him! He'll only hurt you worse than you could ever imagine, yet you'll still be drooling over his every word when all is said and done.

Brother: Who's Dan? Your boyfriend?? Girl: *bursts into hysterical crying*

By onlymakingitworseformyself

DAN - Dirty ass, and nuts. Used when referring to a smell, particularly that of a person who hasn't showered in a while. Used to express the unsavory smell of a dirty ass or nuts.

When used in a sentence: It smells Like DAN in Jeff's Room. What the hell Jeff, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like DAN.

By DGK

Ok

I'm dan

By Melmelkaskas

An usually repulsive or annoying bloke who happens to also be one of your mates. The individual has very large ears, and is generally considered to be a cunt of the highest calibre and order, even when compared to other such individuals. A 'Dan' however, is not totally without his merits, as he is possessed of a canny ability to verbally abuse those around him whilst himself being a magnet for such abuse, which usually centres around his ears and physical attractiveness, which is on a par with a weeping sore. Dan is known to be the inspiration for the popular ditty, "You stink of piss, you've got no mates, you like to swing on garden gates."

My mate Dan, who satisfies all of the above criteria.

By The 2nd Brother