What's on your mug?

The reason communism and YouTube's copyright laws still exist.

Apple wants to fucking control and suck money out of EVERYTHING. I can't download any small fun app because nooooo, a PaRt Of ThE pRoFiTs MuSt Go To ApPlE. I can't fucking design my phone's own UI to however I want! No, Apple wants to shove their fucking bullshit design and propaganda up your face so hard you'll become a fanboy sheep just like all the other 1.4 BILLION idiots who still think it is cool bEcAuSe ItS aPpLe

By unnamed7billion

a real crispy bitch. cleepy even.

that dude is a total apple he gave me irreversible brain damage

By niftypeach

1: a fucking round red fruit that everyone calls an apple 2: a name for a girl who wants to be fucked

1: Look at that bastard eating an apple 2: WAIT WRONG APPLE

By madame-shitbag

a company that makes very VERY, overpriced products

hey, where did u buy your phone? "from apple isn't it coo-" slap

By Someoneontheinternet820

Bane of doctors.

I showed my doctor an apple, an he died.

By A_Bum