What's on your mug?

How stupid are you that you need to look up in Urban Dictionary to know what masturbate means?

Masturbate? You're kidding me if you're saying you dont know what it is!!!!

By FatFastStrong

Shaking hands with benjamin franklin

johnny went to the white house to see the presidents wife and shake hands with benjamin franklin

By Anonymous

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

By Shandy lover

to stimulate the genetails mainly

1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that 2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin 3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand 4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot 5. masturbating is dirty

By lucas bolton

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean? Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot. Ariana Grande: TMI

By 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89