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1)A Goth is a fan of gothic rock who looks the part. If you spend all your money on the fashion but still don’t listen to the [music], or if you spend all your money on the [music] but still don’t look the part, then you aren’t a Goth. Goth is not a “state of mind”. Goths do not listen to black [metal], worship the devil, or are suicidal/homicidal. Sadly, there are people who [will] actually follow these stereotypes(posers). 2)Goth is a style of [music] and fashion that started in the late 1970's/early 1980's as an offshoot of punk. In reality, goths aren’t any more “dark” than mundanes (average people). It has vertually nothing to do with being different, depressed, suicidal or the word “gothic”. The first band to be called Goth was Joy Division when their [music] was described as “20th century gothic dance [music]”. After that, this style of [music] was called “gothic rock”, which really had nothing to do with the ancient Germanic tribe, The Goths, Gothic architecture, or the Gothic [period]. Then there was Siouxsie and the Banshees(who were actually a punk band), whose look and sound was immitated by various future Goth bands. Bauhaus was probably the first actual Goth band. Their song “Bela Lugosi’s Dead”(which is the ultimate Goth theme song) came out on the soundtrack of The Hunger, a vampire movie featuring David Bowie in ’79. Following Bauhaus were other early Goth bands like Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Dead Can Dance, Rosetta Stone, etc. While Goth was more inspired by Glam, Deathrock(which was also happening at the time) was more inspired by horror-punk. Some early Deathrock bands include Christian Death, Alien Sex Fiend, 45 Grave, and Specimen(who opened the [popular] club The Batcave). In the 1990’s when Goth was first popularized, there came a little band called [Marilyn Manson] and the Spooky Kids. This is basically what started the “mallcore” thing. A mall Goth is someone who wears baggy [black] clothes/shops at [hot topic], hangs out at the mall, wears horrible looking makeup and listens to bands like Manson, Korn, Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, The Birthday Massacre, etc. Basically a [poser]. This is also the time when Industrial, Cyber Goth and Rivithead got big. Things that were called Goth were straying more and more from what it truly was. Some sub-genres of Goth(a few that I’ve already mentioned above) include deathrock, batcave, gothabilly, darkwave, EBM, ambient, ethereal, post-punk, etc. Some [popular] Goth aesthetics include Romantigoth, Cyber Goth, Rivithead, Deathrocker, Gothabilly, and Classic Goth.

1)Oh my [god], you have to [see] Carey's new Gothy haircut, she looks like Siouxsie Sioux. 2)Check out this new Goth [band], they sound like Frank the Baptist.

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Ive just been reading this column...I'm not a goth...More of a [heavy] I guess. Most of these "categories" you're all making don't [mean] anything. Goth is just a stupid label given to us by chavs -see chav-. They try to use it as an insult to us but really it's merely a compliment to our creative styles and fashions, as opposed to buying a pair off adidas trainers because we saw a [bloke] on t.v. wearing them. Goth's exist...but they are rare and few. Categories don't exist. If you consider yourself a goth, then unfortuantely yes...you may be a [poser], but to the rest of you... "[Stop] categorising us" and to any chavs out there..."..i. II ,i.." Go f**k yourselves.

-Urban [dictionary] know it all's post- "I hereby declare there are four types of goth...*[random] ranting about life and polotics which are relatively unrelated to the subject* I declare you all wannabe's, I AM the only true goth around...*hobbles off with terrible limp from being so far up his own arse* -Random dude browsing the forums- "Dude...let people live how they want...and stop telling people what they are or aren't. Isn't that the fundaments of being who we are...which means...You aren't a real goth! HAH!" -[Random] event and personal true story- Chav:"Yo mosh, wot fuck ya fink ur doin?" Mosher:"Simply going [home] dude...i'm not looking for trouble..." Chav:"[Ye] am truble [bruv]', [n] ur innit" (Mosher can't help but smile at this comment) Chav:"[Wtf] u say bout ma famly?!" Mosher:*realising he's going to be attacked and beaten whatever he says next* "I said bend over and I'll do you like your dad does...[bruv]" ---------------------- Mosher wakes up stiff from bruising yesterdays and smiles as he remembers his line and silently mouths:"That was so worth it"

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goth

A darker culture that can be anything you make it. Some impose guidelines, and other sad, decrepit, pathetic creatures try to follow those guidelines, but in essence, most 'goths' revolve around the basics of wearing dark clothing and being non-Christian. Marilyn Manson is not NECESSARILY goth, and neither is black metal. They could be considered goth, they could be considered not. It is entirely up to the beholder.

Ladies, you do not have to color your tampons black to be a goth.

By T.J. Gupton

Goth

A group once dedicated to being unique and itself, but has since lost its meaning due to heavy sterotyping. Goths are now only considered to be a bunch of loosers who shop at Hot Topic for Nightmare Before Christmas and Invader Zim products. Goths tend to be hypocritical and say that they aren't goth , and they're only expressing their individuality, but they look like every other goth in the world They also have a tendency to listen to metal and Marilyn Manson music, and watch (and subsequently idolize) Tim Burton movies, even if they actually hate it.

I'm a real goth because I wear what I like, listen to what I lile , and I don't conform to stupod sterotypes to fit in. And I don't like Hot Topic or Marilyn Manson, so up yours.

By Godo Fall

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1. The goth subculture originally evolved in the late '70s and early '80s out of the punk subculture. goth bands: Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Alien Sex Fiend, Specimen 2. There are also sad little teens who listen to metal and consider themselves 'goth', but all they are are metalheads who happen to like the colour black and truly have no knowledge of what the goth scene came from. NON-goth bands: Slipknot, Cradle of Filth, HIM, Marilyn Manson 3. Also non-goth are cybergoths (aka gravers, which is short for goth + raver), although they are sometimes incorrectly labeled goth. But most do tend to realise they are not goth and identify more with the industrial subculture. cybergoth bands: VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, Icon of Coil, Razed in Black

1. The goth backcombed his hair before going out to get more of that 80s' goth look. 2. The teenager shopped at Hot Topic and bought some baggy pants and a Cradle of Filth t-shirt in an attempt to be a "goth". Unfortunately, he failed. 3. The cybergoth had neon green hair extensions and danced to VNV Nation.

By gother than thou...j/k

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