A place for people who are: 1) Scared to go out into the real world 2) Shelterd 3) Want to be average and middle class forever
Stake my own claim? In the real world? I would rather hide in college, so there is nothing to compare my failures to, except grades and a lifetime of loans.
By Brian Leeon
An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.
The best time of my life, college, from Southwestern Oklahoma State University in Weatherford, Oklahoma, USA.
By southplainshttredskins
A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
If you call someone a "nigger" in college that's offensive, but if some nasty dolt calls you a "faggot" then that's o.k.
By razzamatazibizzle
That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
Guy: What are you studying in college? Girl: Criminal Justice Guy: Awesome
By That Dude Who
A place that, as 21 Jump street defines, where you get to smoke weed with kids, drink booze, and fuck anything in a pair of jeans with low self esteem. See also: hell
Captain Dickson: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed. Jenko: Oh, I love Disneyland! Captain Dickson: You two sons of bitches are going to college! Schmidt: Yes! Jenko: No!
By SyncP2