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Somebody who is lame and only eats green shit

The lame Vegan Was eating green shit

By Zach Nigga

A vegan is someone who does not consume or use anything that is derived from animal cruelty. Vegans pertain to this standard on various levels: Vegans never eat milk, eggs, meat, or gelatin (boiled animal bones), or products containing them. But some vegans consume honey, and some consume white sugar (which could be filtered through charcoal made from cows' bones). Vegans never wear leather, but I have known a few who wear wool that is certified to come from farms where the sheep are happy, healthy, hormone-free, humanely sheared, and not mulesed*. Vegans are not necessarily hippies, activists, pacifists, or crazies... but some of them definitely are, and they scare me. *Mulesing is the act of cutting flaps of skin off of a sheep's hindquarters to keep parasites away; it is often performed without anesthesia.

I was vegan (still had sugar and honey) for a time, but my family is full of cooks and bakers, so I eat dairy and eggs if it's a special occasion and the dish was made by a family member.

By The Indie Chick

Someone who doesn't swallow semen after giving someone oral and spits it out to avoid eating the sperms, due to the fact that sperm are alive and made of protein .

She's definitely a vegan because everytime I nut in her mouth she spits it out . I prefer to be called a vegan instead of a spitter, it's not because I'm not a freak I just don't wanna consume any meat at all .

By swagersol

aka nazis, this self-rightious group of people think of themselves suprior to those who do what they're supposed to; eat meat. Vegan, synonym for asshole

"the malnurished vegan almost shit a lung when he saw me eating a freshly slaughtered Koala Bear."

By Germanfected

Obviously a cult member.

There is nothing natural about being a vegan, because humans are not meant to take a whole bunch of "supplement" pills with their diet, or carefully choose which types of plants match half of one's nutritional requirements.

By hmmmm