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hell on earth

I’m going to tumblr, see you soon.

By Tumblring down the rabbit hole

residence of faggotry

That faggot belongs on tumblr.

By jakowak123

(adjective); a word to describe a picture. synonym: hipster

Mary: Did you see that picture that Victoria posted on instagram? It is so tumblr. Gabriella: Yaass I saw it. I wish i could take a picture and have it come out as tumblr

By fmspanda

A website which serves basically as a haven for the mentally ill, gender confused, and sexual deviants where they can post any deviant fantasy or delusion that they want without being "judged for it"; yet at the same you will be judged if you dare to point out that any such behavior is dysfunctional. Currently has a list of over 70 nonscientific "gender identities" its members can choose from. It's essentially Marquis de Sade's 120 Days in Sodom taken to cyberspace. If you're single, unemployed, housebound, and get off to erotic fanfiction involving a threesome between Pikachu, Barney the Dinosaur and the Hamburglar, or believe you have the sexual identity of a female Greek goddess trapped in a mortal man's body, it's probably you're only social outlet aside from your court-appointed psychiatric visits. If you're anyone else, it basically just serves as entertainment akin to PT Barnum's circus Possibly the only thing that surpasses it in perversity and sheer horror are the pedophile advocacy sites like NAMBLA.com.

Tumblr user: I'm a transgendered Jewish martian video game character trapped in a man's body. Don't judge me you racist, transphobic, misogynist, sexist scum!

By Anon989989

Noun: Website infested with morons and SJWs. Also known as Trans Fats

My doctor told me to stay away from trans fats. Good bye Tumblr

By BleFotia