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townie

townies is a lower form of smackhead that can't afford drugs, as such resort to trying to intimadate people into giving them money: "where's me beef, give me all ya money" since the only thing they understand is violence the best thing to do is to smack them in the head, that is unless they out number you about 10 to 1 then you should betend to get some money out and while the're distracted kick them square in the nuts (then run). townie males can usually be identified by there clothe's, a track suit top with a hood up (blue or white) and a black scarf around there face. track suit bottom's that are also blue or white and about 20 quids worth of cheep jewelry. the townie female's can usually be reconised by the track suit tops same as males, denim skirts (short, very short)and make up slaped on with a shovel and (yet again) 20 quid of cheep jewelry.

townie talk: "where's me beef", "respect", "Fockin' greb", "Gimme all ya money", "ow.... why did ya punch me in tha head?", "wait til i get my brother to drop you"

By Kid Death

townie

A word to describe locals who do not attend the school but hang out on campus to appear as if they do.

There was a bumrush of townies at the kegger last night.

By Phrenesicko Decapitate

townie

in [america] a townie is a girl/boy,[man]/woman who grew up in and lives in a town/city that has a usually large transient population of prep school/college students (or any transient population.) boston, a big city, has alot of townies, but also a large population of college students, most of whom come from small middle-class and upper-middle-class suburban towns accross [america].many of these students are ignorant of urban/big city life and draw the wrong conclusions about townies and from what they've seen in the movies and on tv.

jimmy is a townie from boston. he attends college, but commutes to school and works part-time. jimmy has a strong boston (city) accent which is quite distinctive by middle-[america] standards. he frequently has to repeat himself when speaking with people from oklahoma and nebraska. it's tacitly understood that a boston (or new york) accent is low-brow and it would be [best] if he learned to lose it and speak "[normal]" like he's from greenwich, [connecticut]. josh is from suburban washington dc. his natural habitat is sitting in a suv with tinted [windows] in a fast food drive-thru. when he came of age he had to leave his suburban town to attend college/university. he was taught to believe 99% of kids from "the city" are [black] and/or hispanic and he has a difficult time relating to a white townie like jimmy who's white like him but talks and acts different, i.e. josh is soft spoken while jimmy sounds and acts more rough. guys like josh are particually uncomfortable around so-called working-class blue collar guys like ups/fedex drivers,mailmen,firemen,etc.;

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townie

The stereo typical 'townie' is more than likely going to be exactly like the first statement. The townie that is a townie because he/she lives in a town centre should not be stereotyped. These people are mostly people living off benifits and their children ofter grown up to be sucessful.

A fucked up Townie shagged a lass of the ages 6.

By Matthew Bonner

townie

townies are the kind of people that wear track suits that look rediclious. they go round the street starting fights with people they've never seen before over a cig, sad bastads. they have nothing to do with there free time so they beat people up for amusement its stupid. the reason they do this is because there mother is probberly about 26, an alacholic and probberly addicted to some drugs. these kind of people have not been brought up well and will never be diffrent!

i got out of welly club and after a wile about 20 townies came n me n my friend got beat up. how can people get amusement out of beating sumone up and see them cry?

By chloe