What's on your mug?

A person who uses drugs all the time, not just Marijuana. Usually called a skid, they are always broke, and have no ambitions in life.

"That dude is such a stoner"

By Milhouse

A person who uses the herb cannabis sativa as an intoxicant

The stoner gathered his favorite bong, some bud and his mp3 player and proceeded to toke away the painful realities of his dismal life.

By Cyberbach

Slang for a person who smokes cannabis regularly. Stoners often appear in public as laid back, worry-free individuals. They may also be slandered against by people who are considered straight edge. Many stoners have been thought of as future burnouts, who fool themselves into believing that their lives are in much better condition than they really are by distorting their brain functions with popular narcotics.

"Jacob has a ton of pot in his backpack right now, and he's been telling me how great it is to get high. He's definately a stoner."

By Twiggs

see basement dweller

Former President Clinton wasn't a stoner because he didn't "inhale".

By ILoveThom'sChickenDance

A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.

I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.

By Secret Agent Man