What's on your mug?

The worst person in the universe

I'm writing this to piss off my Mom

By I hate my mom very very much

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper* me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone) my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent me: i was calm when i said that my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded true story

By chicken en rice.

something missing

friend: hows is your mom doing? me: i don't know she left when i was 4

By mymomleftme

the person that BIRTHED YOU.

Your mom had sex with your dad.

An acronym for Meeting of the Minds. It is a weekly meeting of a group of friends (all clowns) that get together once a week for beer, pizza, etc. This meeting usually falls on the night of a Razorback game. As time has gone on, the group has grown larger. So much so, that a few of the regulars have appointed themselves to positions of fictional power, such as The King, The Queen, etc. This group of friends always welcomes anyone who dares to join them for the madness.

MOM at OW

By TwoTeeth