What's on your mug?

A stupid bitch

Jessica dumb as fuck

By jessica is a bitch

a jesscia is psycho crazy ass bitch who likes to throw things at her husband and break tvs she is a druggie and bad parent.

whoah did you see that crazy jessica running around

By sukmypoop

A so called woman, but she never, ever gives a man a second chance after glancing at porn. ANY other woman would give a man three chances, but stupid Jessica doesn't

Dad; Jessica caught me pounding off to porn on my porn machine last night. Great grandson; Well there's nothing wrong with punching the clown. It's perfectly normal. In a way you wouldn't be normal if you didn't masturbate. Dad; Yeah that shovel hog Jessica doesn't have a clue

By I'm here you're not

She has a big but

Jessica, I like your but.

By Spicerbot

Jessica is to my heart, what oxygen is to life. She’s the be all and end all of my world. There and many other Jessica’s in this world but this particular one will mesmorise you with her phenomenal beauty, she’ll captivate anyone with a mean flash of her incredible smile. Her walk, her talk, her existence is absolutely crucial to the happiness of one particularly lucky boy. Jessica is quite simply an angel.

Mikey is one lucky boy, He’s got Jessica!

By The lucky boy