What's on your mug?

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.

gw bastard lying fucker

By REAL AMERICAN VETERAN

A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.

By J to the O Jonathan

someone who tries to sing a song but doesnt know the words

that hunter fanton looks like a real douchebag when he tries to sing big green tractor by Jason Aldean

By tiberious longjohnson

A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

By friend of bob

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A stuck-up asshole.

1. Damn, she could use a douchebag... 2. Fuck you, douchebag!

By TylerDurden2001