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Cougar

A female pedophile - an adult female who is sexually attracted to children. Note: Due to early aged abuse and continued use of alcohol or other substances; the females brain will never reached a mature adult level and she will consider herself still young. Related Words: degenerate - Having fallen to an inferior or undesirable state, especially in mental or moral qualities. deviant - deviating, as from what is considered acceptable behavior deviate - To depart, as from a norm, purpose, or subject; stray. pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

When I hired her to babysitter my kid, I didn't think she wanting to fuck him. Damn cougar.

By HaHaHa69

cougar

A cougar is an older woman, usually in the midst of a mid-life crisis, that dates younger men to feel better about her crows feet and saggy tits. Once thought to be on the endangered species list, the cougar has bounced back from it's grim demise mainly due to today's advanced medical technology such as botox and vaginoplasty.

24 year old male: "That chick is way hot but when she laughs, she totally sounds like she smokes a carton a day" Friend: "Yeah man, that's a cougar, can't you tell by her stretchmarks?"

By SmittenxKitten

Cougar

A woman of older years, who preys upon younger men. they use all their gile and cunning to capture the affections of young unsuspecting men. They often offer filatio, cunal-lingus, or other means, all for the purposes of getting "dick". With their looks (often fading), they will feed these young men well, buy them expensive gifts and may go as far as managing their affairs, in a mothering fashion. However, this is just a trick or snare for the unsuspecting young man, suddenly they are trapped; and the prey is captured until they reach a more mature age or it isnt fun anymore. Most felines will play with their prey before they kill it and / or feed it to their young.

1. "Did you see Tim's new grandfriend?" 2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?" 1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!" 2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?" "Tits all saggy and shit, Yuuuuk!" 1. "Thats why he hooked-up with a cougar!"

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