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A manly like woman who is homosexual. She usually wears boy-type clothing, has a wallet in her back pocket and walks like a man.

Dude, I thought that chud was a guy when I first saw her! Look at the way she's acting!

By Merrie

The true patriot at heart. Characterized by a healthy love of beer, sports, no-homo bonding, and all things American

Oh man, her dad is such a chud. I aspire to be like him.

By DARBIE

Slang term for a child. Usually bratty, undisciplined children of inattentive or unsuitable parents. Particularly a child that should have been aborted or giving up for adoption instead.

No man wants to claim any of that womans little chuds. They are horrible!

By Amanda in Atlanta

A Jewish person who gets mountain bikes stolen

Dude!! CHUD’s new full suspension Yeti got stolen last week! WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!

By TitoLibowitz

First off, all previous definitions of chud have been incorrect. Chud should be defined as follows: 1) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; The substance created when an uncircumcised man copulates with a menstruating woman who is suffering from a yeast infection, first anally, and then vaginally. 2) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; A combination of the following bodily fluids into one pasty substance: Excrement, menstrual blood, semen, shemegma (waxy foreskin buildup), and yeast infection discharge. 3) Chud (ch-uh-d) N; a delightful spread typically eaten in combination with crackers at wedding receptions.

1) "Hey Bob, Sarah and I made CHUD in the bedroom last night." 2)"I can't believe that much CHUD was produced from such a small amount of pumps." 3) "How do I get this CHUD stain out from my underwear?" 4) "Great reception Tom, Everyone really enjoyed eating the CHUD. Is that your wife's own recipe?"

By BJTGC