beer
the best damn thing next to monkeys, trance and boobs XD
The world will belong to the monkeys once they start drinking beer and listening to trance! prophecy of the beer drinking listening to trance monkey who will rule the world
By beer monkey
What's on your mug?
Beer
A great tasting beverage that can lead to getting you buzzed and drunk. People have different tolerance levels making it hard to detect who is drunk or not. There are different levels of drunk. There's the standard level of 'drunk', 'more drunk' and then it skips all the way up to 'shitfaced'. When at the level of 'shitfaced' you tend to puke/pass out/not remember anything. It can be fun until you end up in the middle of nowhere with your shirt and shoes missing. Some beers are great to enjoy but there's always a reason people are drinking, and that is to get to the level of 'shitfaced'.
Person 1: Oh man I had some great beer the other day! Person 2: I'm surprised you remember you were so shitfaced!
By Paintcrazy23
beer
The thing that destroys your life and liver.
person 1.Want some beer . person 2.yes person 2 two hours later in sub way. Where am I wasted person home
By gopnik69
BEER
A root beer?? I seem to be lost??
Um I guess this means rootbeer
By A confused bastard
Beer
Actually some bitter shit, but most people refer to it as beer, when it's really lager. Helps most people through the night :)
Beer is the cause of most pregnancies
By beer, funny, lager, bitter