What's on your mug?

Aaaargh...... It chrashes every five minutes or so!!!!!!!!

By peacelovinhippy

A fast and very stable operating system for the PC. Compatible with a wide range of hardware devices, and is very easy to use and learn. Updated once in a couple years unlike Linux, which is updated every three weeks because it's so full of bugs that it shouldn't even have been released to the public until 2017.

I still use Windows 98 to this day, and the only time it acted up was when I deleted some system files. It's not surprising that most of the people who badmouth Windows are actually running Windows on their computers.

By AYB

An operating system that is produced by Microsoft. It is widely hated by people who think it is cool to use Linux, when they are in fact just pathetic losers with no life looking for attention. In fact, many of these individuals run Lindows, a version of Linux which makes use of several Windows features. Good job, morons.

Linux User: I hate Windows, because it is the cool thing to do.

By Necrological

The worst operating system in the world, that steals most of it's ideas from Mac OS X. Windows does not work, crashes, freezes, and just plain sucks dick.

Jay: Hey I bought Windows Vista today. Matt: HAHAHA, Funniest joke I've heard all week!

By Drake Shipway

A graphical user interface using the mouse as well as keyboard for common user tasks.

X-Windows, which is compatible with Macintosh, BSD, Linux, Solaris, and other Operating Systems. Also, Microsoft Windows, which is not compatable with anything, not even other versions of itself.

By changa