What's on your mug?

That boy hella weird

" boy you don't need an example, Mario is just weird"

By pimpg510

Cool Italian plumber that really never talks except for saying "wha-ha!" "mama mia!" and other assorted noises. Has pretty good game for nintendo but they need to make a violent mario game. Basically a racist sterotype of an italian because he has a huge mustache and is a poor dirty plumber. All of his games have the same storyline: save princess peach, kill Bowser. Mario also gets high on shrooms.

Ahh! Mario just got killed by a spikey shell or something!!

By only$19.99,less s+h

A game where there is a plumber call Mario and there is a lot of games about Mario

Do you want to play Super Mario Run with me?!

By KellyTheGamer98

A Guatemalan guy usually in Cali with a big family. Usually can’t speech English correctly and makes fun of Guatemalan kids.

Mario thinks he is the best race of his friends.

By MinecraftGuatemalan

The biggest simp you’ll ever meet. Will dog the boys for even a slight chance of getting to talk to a girl. Will constantly lie about relationships with girls making then seem so much more than they are.

“Ah shit, here comes Mario.”

By 2inchpinch