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fuck

1) Possibly the only word in the English language that can be used as - and for - almost anything that one is quite angry with or about. 2) A word considered vulgar and slang yet often used in modern music, conversation and literature 3) Originally meant to be used as a verb meaning to engage in sexual intercourse

1) "What the fuck is wrong with that fuck? He's totally fucked the whole fucking job with his fucking fuck-up! What a total fucking fuck fucker! 2) "Fuck the prudes...we'll put that in the song" 3) "I would like to fuck her because she is beautiful and has a very inviting camel-toe."

By thedude1963

fuck

In a close race with Shit for being the most user friendly single word available to convey a thought or feeling. Depending on How Said and perhaps a [facial] expression. It [may] be possible to never utter another word in your life and never be misunderstood. As a child some people would look at my [father] as though he were retarded as the only word he used was fuck; but then after getting over the shock of hearing such a foul curse word aloud, they, [like] [us], understood WTF he was saying without even knowing the man. He was very fucking clear and articulate in what the fuck he meant, only having a one word vocabulary. FUCK!

FffuUCKK I hit my thumb with a hammer and it really smarts. fucK I'[m] very disappointed I hit myself with a hammer. fUuuckk My thumb is most likely broken. fuucck I will be so screwed on [Monday] when I have to go to work with a broken thumb. FUCK What am I a little bitch feeling [sorry] for myself? fucckkk I am so screwed for tomorrows darts tournament with a broken thumb... fuckd There's [nothing] I can do about having a broken thumb so who cares how bad it will be. fuuucck I have an idea that will make my broken thumb feel better. fuck? Is how she knows only sex will stop the pain in my broken thumb. ffuCK is how she told me I was full of SHIT. fuck Is how I agreed I was full of shit but I really need to get laid to take my mind off this broken thumb. ffuucckk Is her telling me [fine] but make it quick because she has to meet [friends] later. ffuucckk? Are you FUCKIN' kidding me your [friends]? I got a FUCK'd Thumb. fuUUuuck She said; [fine] alright lets just have sex and get it over with. fffuckkk So I replied; never mind, my thumb is killing me, Ill just ice it and have a drink instead. You go have fun with your [friends]. FUCK!!! You go have your fun; because when you get home,I will tear you a new one, with some good old fashioned anger sex, after stewing here all night, with a smashed thumb killing me...

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