What's on your mug?

A tool is one of those stupid assholes at parties who does nothing but try to bang everything he sees because he thinks he's wonderful. This is typically caused by The small amount of muscle definition he has managed to obtain during his time away from being an alcoholic. He is cocky, but deep down, he knows he is pathetic. A tool will usually say things like "hey sweetheart, check out my cross tattoo," or "I wish I could've been here sooner, but I was working out."

The guy who smashes beer cans on his head is such a fucking tool. The guy who awkwardly screams "HEYYYY" when someone enters a room is a tool. The guy with a cross tattoo but holds no actual biblical knowledge is a tool.

By endon182

Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay. The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.

Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh? John: *takes out one earbud* Huh? Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think? John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear* Alec: Man, John is such a tool!

By TyroneDaPussyEater

Someone who thinks they are loved by all but are actually loved by none. Their birth certificate is a sincere apology from the abortion clinic. If they dip you bet your sweet ass it's long cut. They always act like hard asses but they're pussies. Any pussy they've ever drilled no one has ever heard of and they lasted a whole 30 seconds... During floor play. Most of the time they wear rock revival jeans, Jordan's, and tapout shirts.

Michael your such a fucking tool.

By "The Kid" Anselmo

A complete idiot who gets used by their slutty trashy girlfriend because hes pretending that they are in love and doesnt know enough to realize the truth.

Zack:Wow hogan is such a tool he falls for any slutty dirtbag chick there is Mack:Ya and hes too dumb too realize hes being used Zack:The worst part is he thinks she loves him Both:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Mack:What a tool!

By Zack-yours truly

A complete idiot, a guillible person, someone who makes incredibly ridiculous mistakes. A generally clumsy and slapstick person. Toolery: 1. A group of tools. 2. The act of being a tool, "stop this toolery!"

Look what you've done, you tool! There he goes again, acting the tool... Ignore the foolish tool and lets go

By hatrickpatrick