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Shrek is love and shrek is life Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

By Shrek Swampington

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek. - who is Shrek? -an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

By Shrekmoanalover

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples : "See you in a shrek !" (1h35min) "Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min) "My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

By ThingsIdRatherNotSay

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

By 1010100000011010101001010010

a green sexy ogre who lives in a swamp and does not like when people are in his swamp.

Person1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE ITS SHREK Shrek: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!!!!!

By Ilikefoodbutnotjennifer