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An unending game involving more than one participant. The objective of ninja is simple. Fart in your hand, sneak up behind the unsuspecting victim, then cover both their nose and mouth in attempt to "assassinate" them. Ninja can start at any time. There are no rules or restrictions to your assassination attempts, but they must be carried out in the fashion mentioned above. The game will end when the other party specifically expresses they want to quit the game. (If they know what the game is.) Or if they gag or excrete any type of bile. If none of these are met, then the came will continue until then.

Me and bob were hanging out in the kitchen one night, until I farted in my hand while he was busy and cuffed his mouth and nose in attempt to assassinate him like a Ninja.

By Jack wangerdoodle.

Verb 1. To sneak around with detection 2. To kill someone using either a neck snap (preferably inverted) or pulling them backwards into a knife

1. He ninjad his town last night 2. He ninjad the office building on main street, they're now hiring....for every position.

By Kommander_K

An amazing game in which people must survive ninja karate chops in order to be the last ninja standing. The rules are: 1. Extend one arm and place it in the middle with everyone else's arm. 2. On the count of 1, 2, 3, NINJA everyone jumps back (forming a circle) and strikes a ninja pose. 3. The game begins when a ninja decides to attempt to chop the hand of another ninja. 4. An attack attempt must only be made in one motion. Once that motion is made, the ninja must freeze is his new pose. Attacks can only be made to the ninja to the right or left. 5. Only attacking a ninja's hand will get him/her eliminated. 6. The ninja being attacked may dodge; however, that ninja must stay in his/her new ninja pose until he/she attacks or is attacked. 7. It is not necessary to attack every turn. 8. The last ninja standing is the ultimate ninja.

-Hey, do you wanna play ninja? -No, I'm just not awesome enough for that game -What happened while you were playing ninja? -I accidentally had my hands by my sac, and let's just say the attacking ninja got handful. amazing slap attack freeze

By Champion Ninja

Little stealthy dudes dressed in all black, carrying around swords and daggers, who jump out of trees and off of buildings to vanquish wrongdoers.

He snuck into the theater all ninja-like.

By Carrie =]

1) Ninja (vt) To kick ass, synonems : own, kick ass, pwn, frindle. (past = ninjaed 2) Ninja (adj) awsome, badass, etc., only more so 3) Ninja (n) a) One who is ninja b) one who ninjas people c) An ancient Japanese assasin Related - Pirate - one who is awseome, but not as awesome as a ninja. - Pirate - One who is not at all awesome

1) Dude, I totally ninjaed him. Ninjaed! 2) That dude is so ninja. 3) a) I am a ninja! b) That ninja ninjatically ninjaed that pirate! c) The ninja, objecting to being used as a verb, assasinated the users of this website.

By Draxis