A guy either Italian, or looks Italian; activities are gettin there swell on, tan on, and drinking. Simple as that, usually with popped colours in their Euro designer clothes. Fans of protein shakes, powerbars, muscle milk and other legal steroids
Go to youtube.com and type in my new haircut, he is a guido
By XxOWEN34xX
a jack off that usually speaks with a jersey accent that works out all the time, uses lots of hair gel with an orange tan, with tits bigger than king kong.
did you see that guido? Yeah dude back in the day they used to call them gypsys.
By tss011
A marvelous Italian-American male who has style and pizzaz, among great personality and warmth twards others. Generaly wears dress clothes and sweat suits, which are both comfortable and stylish, as well as keeping a traditional look. They listin to Dean Martin and other great oldies music. You can find one eating a conolly or pizza. The best guidos are from bensonhurst Brooklyn, but the ones in Jersey are good aswell.
guidos are fantastic human beings.
By anthony lom.
A Guido is just any other person!! In my case I don’t wear expensive clothing and don't spend days on my hair!! I probably have more friends than all the Guido-ists together, since they have the time to write such hate speeches. This might sound hypocritical, but i'm just defending my name. What u guys see, are just the bad number of Guido's there are many good Guido's, like Father Guido Sarducci, Guido of Arezzo, u name them. I hope that all the Guido's of the world will let this "definition" rise beyond all Guido-ists.
Dude: Hey look, it’s a Guido (giggle) Dude2: Dude, he is just like anyone else!!
By Guido (and proud of it)
A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
By barbara *