Dave is the sexiest name known to man, Dave is used in the context of a spiders name ; the spider has to be thicc and hairy for it to class as a Dave
Gerrard:Guess what Harrie! A Dave was on my wall Harrie: Are you sure it was a Dave.Was it thicc and hairy? Gerrard:You bet, it crawled all over my face!
By Ash-Dave Krystee-Dave
A term used to refer to the laziest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the dave of the party.
By RapperJorge
A very bent man with no hair and can be found teaching geography in the uni of gayness
Bro he be a Dave
By Female jacculant sex bot
A close relation to the Neanderthal , generally on the lower IQ spectrum often appear as delusional. They commonly struggle with the basic understanding and completion of rudemental tasks. They commonly dwell in the darks corners of twitter, making up conspiracy theories whilst praying on anyone that has any form of complex opinion. The Dave's actually sustain their presence on are worldly plain by reducing the IQs of the people that come in contact with them.
Twitter user: "These flat earthers are ridiculous" Dave: "World flat! il kill your entire family with rock"
By LittleZeus
Any manchild who doesn’t listen to a real woman that knows how to fix it. ie; opposite of a Karen. Male form of a Karen. Thing they know everything because they are male. Worst person ever to work on your car.
Stupid Dave, ran bad fuel through it and never changed the oil, engine is blown. Should have listened to Karen!!
By Jessiemonstar