What's on your mug?

Im not sure. I never actually found one.

Where's my Dad?

By Softboy05

gone.

wya dad

By hoe time

The pro at hide-n-seek. Me and mom still haven't found him and it's been 12 years.

Friend: look, it's your dad Me: really!? where?? Friend: nah, i'm just kiddin Me: *thinks, wonder when hes coming back from the store

By Panic! At The Grave

A dad is a blood related father who takes care of you, teaches you and feeds you.

Son;"Dad can you get some milk from the Supermarket?" Dad:"Sure son!" Takes 15 years to get milk from the supermarket when I won the lottery*

By yourmom284

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

By bigboybiggg