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windows

A popular operating system that is hated by Linux geeks because, despite their large numbers and the years they collectively spend working on their "alternative" software, they lack the mental capacity to create an OS that rivals what one nerd threw together within a few weeks from various sources in his garage. Note: Geeks are mentally-ill people who contribute absolutely nothing to the advancement of the human species. Geeks try desparately to imitate the nerds, who are the REAL inventors and/or contributors of technology. Note: Bill Gates is a nerd.

Hey Linux fans. Where the Hell is that Windows-killer you promised us in 1999 and 2001 and 2004? Oh I forgot that you faggots are too busy fighting amongst yourselves over who can type the most redundant "l337" code. Just don't forget that Gates is still whooping your asses.

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windows

A series of Operating Systems (OS) created by Microsoft running from Windows 96 to the current incarnation Windows Vista. A little known fact about Windows (and Microsoft programs in general) is that you should wait 2-8 weeks before buying or installing it so that the company can work out the inevitable bugs. While Windows systems are presumed to fail, this is mostly due to idiots who don't read up on a system before installing it.

I've used Windows since I was a kid and it's never failed me before. Windows and Mac OS both have bugs, but at least on a pc it's an entirely dyi fix.

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