What's on your mug?

A day made by a patron saint to make lonely people more lonely.

What did you do on Valentine's Day? Said Jack. Cried and jacked off . Said David

By Dr.Wily

The day of ULTIMATE rejection

"Happy Valentine's Day and will you be mine" "HELL NO" :,(

By Midday

The only time where you can buy a ton of chocolate and give it to someone in desperate need of it to cure their depression.

Jon: "Happy Valentine's day, Andy." Andy: "Ya mean happy National Buy a Bunch of Chocolate for 50% Off day?"

By DinoArms

It is widely ceberated worldwide, but it's haram in Islam. Muslims should not celebrate it, although many people don't know about it.

A: Why can't I celebrate Valentine's Day? B: Because you're a Muslim. Valentine's Day is haram, do you know?

By KenanganLagenda