random
[non] essential, confusing and often misleading word, used in reponse to any sentence which may envoke slight shock or simply a [confused] state.
most commonly used in situations which in fact, are quite [common], and generally quite essential.
NOT RANDOM:
person a: have u got any nieces?
person b: yeh, my sister had a [baby] yesterday
person a: WOW RANDOM!
RANDOM:
person a:have u got any nieces?
person b: There was this big yellow bear and he had a tribe ov owls and the owls had green hair and blue wings and very many eyes and one day the [dog] went to the [beach] and found The Land of Faraway and decided to go home, and then the [Russian] Pygmie [Army] bearing cocktail [sticks] by the thousands ran at Craig, but craig, having wings flew away, but in his panic, as he was terrified ov the [Russian] Pygmies bearing cocktail [sticks] by the thousands (some even had the little umbrella ones.....) he flew straight into the Empire State building, and in a severe state of shock and confusion (as he lives in Clevedon and didn't know where the Empire State building came from) he got a marmite sandwiche out from his bag and ate it. But out of no where a parcel arrived for Egbert, which was a very parculiar thing as no one but me knows anything about Egbert (as he lives in my shoe) and i didn't send him a parcel. To pollys surprise the clouds had turned orange and ofcorse this means it was raining apple juice (durgh). I was walking down the road the other day and suddenly this cookie fell from the [sky] right in front ov me, 'no waaaaaay' said the man, 'itz raining [fucking] doughnuts', so he picked up his cat and carried on his journey to Jupiter.
person a: WOW RANDOM!!!!!!!
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