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The most overrated,shittiest band of all time.

Iron Maiden suck a pedophile fags dirty asshole.

By OO

A shitty band.God you all must be tone-deaf or something.

iron maiden sucks just like gnr and motley crue suck

By fuck you faggots

A woman who indulges a kink involving the wearing of metal braces

Ever since being raised in a polio hospital, John has had a lust for iron maidens, girls who dress in only metal polio back & leg braces

By cyberpope67,BC,Canada

Couldn't make it as punkers and originally a pub band who have sold millions of albums and are now a metal wankfest for loudmouths. Notice how 90% of those who listen to them do so constantly and cannot go without referring to them as "THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME", "BEST IN THE METAL GENRE", etc.

Some okay songs if you don't mind wading through the MANY crappy ones and oh god... just... SHUT UP.

By overrated

When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse

I can't wait to iron maiden the twins

By The One and Only Uncle Jesse