What's on your mug?

Known for shooting babies out they're coochies every split second of the day because b/c we didnt come with a lock(unfortunatley) on the coochie.Which would have been fantastic due to the fact we produce not just xy chromosomes, but xx chromosomes b/c "God" knows that all we need is more bitching twats polluting the air with their whoreness

Guy friend- What are those? Me- Unfortunately I am one of those things...girl. my bad. Guy friend- I would have never known.. I didnt know some could be soo nice and walk around free without looking like theres a stick jammed up the ass

By -XBlankX-

A girl is usually in the kitchen, or asked to get a guy food. Girls are kind and some are not choose wisely on your words.

Boy-Oh sorry I feel asleep waiting on you to make me a sandwich. Girl-Go back to sleep and starve

By opossum

Noun Dishwasher Noun has a coochie

Girls belong in the kitchen

By CEO of genders

Person who works in the kitchen and has no humor

That girl belongs in the kitchen

By Agirlawomanlolyolo

A human being. Also someone who can totally break your heart and you would still love them after because you can’t help yourself. Even when they hate you. Most males usually look for one of two, or both two things in a female, this being looks and personality. If you only like a girl because of her looks, you are classified as a douchebag.

guy 1: WHY DID SHE LEAVE MEEEE guy 2: that’s how girls are man, infinitely confusing guy 1: I THOUGHT SHE LOVED MEEE guy 2: id be surprised if she did.

By Travistheunderunder