What's on your mug?

a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.

person #1: "you going to college next year?" person #2: "no."

By tropicaljay

Intellectual stimulation in an ideal living environment. The combination of 1,800 talented 18-22 year olds, alcohol, drugs, and some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. A place where all men (and women) are indeed equal, and where the free exchange of ideas flourishes. Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.

I am smart. I want to learn, have fun, and have a future. Therefore, I am going to college.

By DreamingSpires

it can be described in 3 words beer sex and class

When we go to college its gunna be some much fun. I come home drunk, smart, and not a virgin

By Ryan Galles

A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.

I'm going to college and I'm going to make triple what you will!

By Amandaa

a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.

when i graduated college i became my boss's boss.

By akg8850