What's on your mug?

A region of the internet where self-loathing, sexually frustrated beings gravitate in order to vent themselves through pictures and porn in order to receive pity disguised as a "reblog" button. Most inhabitants displaying sexual frustration are Filipino and Vietnamese, probably due to ancestral tracts.

"Bro, I'm on Tumblr forever." " Dude, how much porn?!" He was nonchalantly on Tumblr, however that in itself is a logical fallacy due to the attention nazism of the site itself.

By TumblrUser.

It's like Narnia, Hogwarts, Utopia and Neverland all mashed up in one, but cooler.

Guy: Hey, have read Narnia? Girl: I was in Narnia, but way better... it's called tumblr.

By kankinimas

Tumblr used to be a place were teenagers would come to escape reality,express they're feelings with out being judged and could live in originality. Now days Tumblr is full of fucking indie wannabes who wear fucking beanies,nikes,tie dye tops and claim to listen to Mumford and sons. Although these fucking idiots claim they have swag and are original they're so fucking stupid that they don't even realise that every other wannabe fucker is dressed in the same ridiculous costume as them which defeats the whole object of being original. They're so fucking overly stupid that they believe that things like fake lip piercings and Nutella will make them more Indie. Nigga please sit the fuck down and return Tumblr to its original users. And do not under any circumstances use your real name in your URL you absolute twats.

Boy 1- omg when did you get your lip pierced Boy 2- It's fake I'm just trying to be tumblr *girl eating Nutella* Girl- shit I better take a photo of this and Instagram it so my 43 followers can see how hipster I am Girl 1- breathing is too mainstream I have to be Tumblr and original Girl 2- Girl 1- Girl 2- Girl 1- Girl 2- Police - so she just died Girl 2- basically

By Againstindie

A website where 14-27 year old lesbians who are to ugly or annoying to get laid go to complain about issues that are not real.

Some bitch on Tumblr was crying about how i misgendered them again.

By pissbabiesshallend

a site that gives your computer viruses. don't join it.

I joined tumblr and now my computer crashed!

By squactopus