What's on your mug?

The guy who screams "YOU CAN DO IT" in the adam sandler movies.

Townie: YOU CAN DO IT NICKY! KICK HIM IN HIS HAIRY BALLS!

By Dallin

(n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois. The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.

jack: "Hey, where you from?" jill: "Here. I'm a townie."

By Msmithcu

in babylon, someone who goes into town frequently, walks around, drinks, smokes, etc.

person1: where are the townies tonight? person2: since they put cameras in the dugouts, probably at the dumps.

By ^__^

townies (and tramps) are responsible for keeping the white lightning cider company in buisness. townettes (female townies)were born to breed and are very popular when their arse turns purple signifying that they are in season. A confrontation with a townie will involve them repeatedly saying "c'mon then" while walking quickly (usualy backwards) away from you. one step in their direction will result in them s**tting them selves and making a run for it. Townies will afiliate themselves with the nearest large city and thierfore in my home town of Crewe they are all desperate to be Mancunians and can often be heard using phrases like "sorted" and "mad fo it". look for the one who has'nt quite got the hang of the accent yet, you will piss yourself laughing. townie uniform in Crewe is, baseball cap, puffer jacket, blue tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe and poppers down the side (townie pants)bizarely worn with the legs tucked into thier socks and white adidas classic trainers. they can be found outside shops or on street corners, somtimes huddled around a twatted up B reg vaxhall nova. it would be funny if they were not going to spend the rest of their lives living off our taxes.

usually called baza, daza, wayne or kevin. maximum wheight 7 stone piss wet through job prospects nil

By Mr Flibble

Pronunced: Scum *sigh* ....this word just fills me with anger...because townies really are the scum of the universe. I'm not even going to bother trying to describe them, there's plenty of totally spot-on definitions of them on here. Basically anyone that hates them with the passion that i do, you have my respect and total support in the killing of all townies and (God forbid) scallies *shudder* some townies are ok mind, but more often than not the 'nice' townies are just the most annoying creature you have come across, usually the cronies that follow around the pure evil townies that need to be shot.

There is no example i could give that wouldn't start me on a two hour rant about how much i hate townies...I HATE THEM

By Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds