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God

The children prayed to shrek

By Fat blubber

The name I yell during sex.

OH YES, YES, SHREK

By Gang gang man

When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”

1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.” 2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”

By Hitler the great

a monster of a woman

Go home shrek.

By sidewaydaze562

A large green nasty bowl of marajuana. It is so well packed with walk-around weed that it smokes forever. It has many layers of smoking, just like Shrek and onion have many layers.

"Buddha! You just packed a shrek!!!"

By the chene