Owned
To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.
"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch" "Fuck you"
By Calamity
What's on your mug?
Owned
Something funny, ironic, yet unbelievable. Usually used when somebody is beaten in a game, hurt in an outrageous way, or embarassed completely.
OH MY GOSH! That guy got hit by a car...twice! He was totally owned.
By Blue_
owned
A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.
The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.
By sammmE
owned
A stae of being drunk which out does every other.
Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned
By Sarge McKoy
Owned
Owned: three 20's in a row.
In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.
By Jim Dandy01