What's on your mug?

the main thing to catch a fish with

i used my masturbate to catch some catfish - yumyum

By anonymous

1. When a naughty little man is feeling horny and so he plays with his baboingaboing whilst veiwing pornography. 2. When a lonely, horny girl pretty much fingers herself, usually while thinking of something exciting or having cybersex. 3. Something all guys do. usually cause they cant get laid.

1. With his girlfriend away, Kobu mastubated every night while thinking of her. 2. Maria, the star tuba player in her band class, enjoys her monday nights masturbating in front of the computer instead of practicing. 3. Cameron (female): do you masturbate? John: um YES!! Cameron: OMG me too!!

By I, for one, do not touch myself.

To play with oneself until one reaches and is dancing on the top of the mountain

The fat ugly guy couldn't make me come, so I waited until he passed out from exhaustion and then I masturbated.

By thatgirldrinkinglemonade

master-bait...to master the art of fishing or the way to catch fish, by using bait

did u master bait for the trip weekend?

By bait masterer

The way men who are doomed to be virgins forever pleasure themselves. The best way to do it is to use the forehand technique. Trust me, I know. Seriously though, if you can reach an orgasm, you are a true man. SO go try it, do it in front of your mother, your father if you're gay. Which i'm not. So i never did it in front of my father. Trust me.

Dude, while i had an orgy last night with 69 girls, you and your dad masturbated and 69'd. own3d.

By Master Masturbate