What's on your mug?

is a hoe

person 1: I feel like a hoe person 2: At least your name's not Lisa

By lisatheunicornllama

A girl who is seriously delusional and is cursed with never having a real relationship at any point in her life. She has many issues and a terrible temper, completely submissive, borderlined mentally retarded and is a terrible cook. Unable to give a decent blowjob, so bad in fact that one can actually be turned off when receiving one. Has delusions of grandeur and self worth. Also may currently have a loveless marriage.

Why did you marry the play toy, Lisa? Don't marry toys!

By ortesk

Lisa is a backstabbing bitch. She is a major red flag and should NOT be trusted. She fakes everything and lies about everyone. Turns you against people and makes people passed at you. DO NOT TRUST!!!!! Literally such a mf hoe that no one loves.

Person 1: who’s that ugly ass bitch Person 2: oh it is a lisa

By Iwilrapeyouinursleep

Hottest Women on earth!!!! are named Lisa and thats that

She is so hot, I bet her name is Lisa. If it isnt, Imma call her that anyway

By Real men love their Lisa

A middle aged teacher who likes to lecture. Uses the blood of innocent children to fill up her fountain pen. Wears P.F flyers and has many things wrong with her. Including Lupus, crippling depression, asthma, and dyslexia. Hates children, babies, young adults, teenagers, and her ex husband. Went to a fancy college but end up being a teacher. Points finger guns at all the children to release her anger. Enjoys Playing with hello Kitty action figures, Reading True Grit, making brownies with her cat and roasting her kids.

Wow. She is Lisa. She needs to be put in a mental hospital.

By I hate pll