What's on your mug?

a fuckin boomer

Who’s that That’s fuckin John

By loolol

Toilet, condom, someone who uses the services of a prostitute, name for a male; often short of Jonathan, or Johnny.

I'm called John, I piss in johns, use johns with my girlfriend, and my ex-"girlfriends" refer to me as john too.

By ElephantsCanAlwaysUnderstand

John is amazing. Often falls for blonde girls who do not really want to go out with him. He falls for his bestfriends and he cannot help it

Person 1-John is my bestfriend John-I like you

By urejsjka4ifdflkdss

He is very nice tan green eyed type of guy. If you have a John In your life you are lucky. Johns tend to be annoying if you bump them into that mood. Most often johns are loving sweet to people. Unless He dislikes you.

Hi John how are you today?

By (Jaya <3

a complete bastard

Did you see John over there? Yes, he is a BASTARD!!

By johnssidewife