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is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.

bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that

By French Fries Aren't French

huge dick, will get a girlfriend any day

Jake is the sexiest person i have ever met

By l'

Stinkeyyyyyy

A Stinkeyyyyyy mannnnnn (jake)

By Stinkeyyyyyy

He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.

Jake, I love you <3

By Loveliness

A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.

Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake! Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!

By Cassidy Brown