What's on your mug?

used as an alternative to the word CUNT but can be used for anything from prick to bitch

You're such a Dave today!

By brothers 1 and 10

An obscure reference to Toby Keith's "Not as good as I once was" song in which he yells "oh ddaaaavvveee!". However, taken to the next extreme with a group of friends to mean basically everything and everyone. Very annoying and nonsensical. Can also be used as David (pronounced as Dave-Ed) or most commonly used as OHDAVID!? Can be used as a question and a statement at the same time, hence the exclamation and question mark.

Aaron: Oh hey Dave, did you Dave that Dave last Thursdave? Boris: OhDave! I totally Daved the Dave on Mondave Dave! Oh Dave!? Aaron: ohhhh! that's great Dave! Well next time save some Dave for Dave! Boris: OHDAVID!?

By Momoshiggens

Used when you cba shouting the person's real name... People normally answer anyway especially to texts.

Me:'Oi Dave come here' Matt: 'Okay' Texts... Me: 'Yo Dave you okay? x' Matt: 'Yeah Dave I'm fine you?'

By Sophie-Dave

Dave is a tall & adorable tsundere guy with cute ears. Has a phobia of cats and doesn't like people telling him to drink milk. HELLA TALENTE D 10/10 WOULD STAN IF AN IDOL !!!

Friend: Whoa who's that tall Chinese guy?? Me: Idk but he looks like a Dave 2 me

By eyynunewmoose

An angry man who yells at squirrels who rap

Dam Dave,the squirrel squad is acting very childish

By Yeeman