Dad
Gone
my dads not back after going to grab milk 15 months ago
By yt-lil stud
What's on your mug?
Dad
Shit idk....
Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib? Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?
By Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm
Dad
A mysterious person that everybody seems to hang out with on the weekends, but not you. Sometimes this fictional character might appear in your dreams.
ex. 1 Phil: Dad this game of catch is wonderful Phil's Dad: I know son, how about after this we go to six flags? Phil: Wow Dad that's a great idea! Phil's Dad: Oh i forgot to tell you, you're dreaming! Phil: Wait what? Phil: *wakes up* GOD DAMMIT ex. 2 Tom: JOHN YOUR DAD IS BEHIND YOU! John: WAIT REALLY? Tom: haha made you look John: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN YEARS! ex. 3 Jimmy: im gonna play football with my dad after school? Carl: Whats a dad?
By communism4life
Dad
A person who usually leaves.
That person is such a dad.
By peepee pee pee
dad
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
dad is the best dad
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