What's on your mug?

A morning beating off session due to waking up with a boner.

I cranked out a zapper this morning because I didn't want to waste a good morning chub.

By thegreatombino

A member of the Twitch Streamer "Zapynubs" chat.

"Hey guys! Did you catch the new Zapynubs stream today?" "I sure did! I am such a zapper!" "Why doesn't Zapy let us call ourselves the zappers.. It's really depressing."

By FrozeniumZ

Slang term for the microwave.

When you want to cook a cheese quesadilla, just throw it in the zapper.

By TOXIKMETAL

when someone is more stunning than a stunner.

Beck: Oh my god this chick that I'm seeing is hot. Chad: Bro is she a stunner? Beck: Nah she's a Zapper

By cunninglingusqueen

when you take a piss outside in the cold and blistering weather, then go back inside and ur penis hurts like hell can also apply if u take a piss almost straight after drinking carbonated drinks

aw man i just had a zapper

By SebaliMotherTrucker