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An operating system programmed by monkeys in a room with typewriters.

Your windows works as well as shit!

By supapuerco

Plates of glass. When used in a house, it can be opened for fresh air or in case of an emergancy.

-"Please open the window Johnny, I'm sweating like a pig."

By Daniel

An Operating System developed by the much hated Microsoft Corporation. Became popular via amoral business practise on the part of Microsoft. Windows is world renowned for being insecure and bug ridden. Some describe it as "the only computer virus that you pay to use".

Excuse me while I run Windows Update and download yet another 80mb bugfix....er....sorry, "upgrade".

By LoneWolf

Air condtioning is like computers, as soon as you open windows it stops working.

"ERROR Windows has preformed the 326 illegal operation today and will have to restar for the 327th time for no apprent reason"

By Anonymous

The operating system that crashes every time you use it. Causes blue screen of death phenomenons.

"Hey look, a record! It's 45 minutes since I rebooted and my windows has still not crashed!"

By Anonymous