What's on your mug?

A small furry creature that resembles a platypus. It is known as the mascot of the Mu Omicron chapter of Alpha Phi Omega. Schmoos have been rumored to have magical powers.

"That schmoo is so cool, its wearing a hat!"

By mo pledge

a fat lazy cat or something or someone that doesnt move at all.

a fat cat

By Samatha

A microscopic elephant that shares a flat with your brain cells. Brain cells aren't actually smart. They copy schmoo's homework, therefore the more schmoo you have; the more smarts you have. Certain species of schmoo have also been shown to make a person lucky, schiztophrenic(yes, symptoms of the poetic muse have been traced to schmoo) or even hyperactive. Scientists are currently investigating other locations where schmoo are found.

Person 1: he got an A+++++++!!! I didn't even know that was possible! Person 2: He must have a lot of schmoo Person 1: my schmoo speak to me Person 2: you should get help

By The one, the only, veggie-burger!

Smile Crouch Heave Massive Organic Objects- when camping in nature n you need to take a crap, but don't touch the ground

Mike when camping, schmoo'ed on a man's head

By Mike

the shape of a belly after 3 or more folds have fused together into one large, soft blob

By Anonymous